Tourists invasion 2007 in Lloret de mar: 300 propers against 1 million tourists

"Propers...tonight, we dine in HELL!"

So...The tourists invasion already started, I am a little bit late with my blog, but, anyway...better (a little bit later), than never...:) I'll recover soon, I hope. My name is Luca and I work as propaganda-proper-PR for the last 3 years in the discos from Lloret de mar...for 5 months I am working with Moby's and Tropics.

"Tourists invasion 2007", a brief history of the events:

-Ciao, Italia!

Some Italians, groups of the school started the season, in February...they were ok, friendly and respectful, I can say...Ciao, bellisime de Italia.

-"Portugal, ale! Esta mierda toda nos, ale!"

Portuguese, as usual, are considered the main openers of the season...they staied here like maximum 2 weeks...Pretty "friendly" the cries with "mierda" ...I lived and worked with Portuguese and Brasilians, so I can understand and speak Portuguese.

mierda (port.) = merda (spanish) = merdre (fr.)= shit

If you use the word "shit" too much, there is a great risk for your karma to become pretty stinky...:(

"The thousands nations, of the tourism empire...descend upon you!"

-Alles Klar, Komisar!

Lloret de mar, is more or less, a German city...:) If you don't believe it, check this out: www.lloret.de

I've seen Abitur and Rainbow tourists and the team from Jam...some of the guides I know them from the years before.

"Be affraid! Tourists will arive to Lloret ground!"

-DUF - the Denmark guides inspections http://www.duf.dk

When I watch the ladies from North (Norway, Finland, Denmark, Sweden) I realize that they are the hottest women on planet earth...Unfortunately, they are so...cold.......In 3 years of working as a proper on the streets of Lloret, I never managed to get too close to guides and tourists from North, although to 3-4 tourists ladies I got a little bit too close.

"This is madness! Madness? THIS IS LLOOOOOORREEETTT!!!!"

-The no-limits English humour
SportsParty are back in town... http://sportsparty.co.uk/

I made a crush for Lynsay (do I spell it right?), an English guide lady working with SportsParty, I've met these days in Moby's....

"The world will know, that FEW, stood against...MANY!"

PS...and last, but not least...for the 2007 season in Lloret de mar, we have an anouncement to make:
http://www.DateInLloretDeMar.com
The 1st dating site for Lloret De Mar! :)